“so i didn’t know what any part of it meant. i didn’t understand the first sentence? and then i DEFINITELY didn’t understand what was happening, how you responded… and i just wanted to be there, because i knew something big was happening” ok this is hilarious actually. slay. “and the craziest thing was, i remember in the moment asking myself, am i okay?” yeah literally
who the hell is that :) is your full name eduardo :) yeah, or you know, you could have mine :) i love kids :) is your son the real reason you don’t date :) yeah. he gets that a lot, you should meet his kid though :) you want me to watch christopher after everything that happened? :) i just want you to talk to me even if it’s just to say that you’re still mad :) look i’m sorry i wasn’t there eddie, you and chris needed me… i should have been there :) you wanna go for the title? :) we dig by hand :) woah. two weeks away from home… isn’t chris kinda young for that. what if something happens. what if he gets homesick? :) it’s like the universe is screaming at you and you refuse to listen :) you’re late :) i got you. just stay with me. i’m good. you just hang on. we’re so close. i need you to hang on :) y’know your dad is as tough as nails. he’s a fighter :) stick it out? that’s not the way you talk about someone you’re in love with…. is that enough? :) EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!!! :) i don’t want to pick the wrong couch again :) please don’t ask me how i am *falls asleep on eddie’s couch* :) any plans for the weekend? i was thinking of go-karting :) no way, eddie was in the army :) you can’t have enough friends :) hey eddie i was thinking we should get a hoop :) listen you don’t have to tell me how great eddie is. y’know i have known that since the first day i worked with him :) wish i could help :) good cologne :) oh eddie :) lube flying in :) it’s okay. you can say it :) what’re ya looking at eddie :) we should move this party to the couch :)
louis, mon coeur, i have discovered the most divine television programme, you must regarder avec moi. it is the most wonderful combination of music, théâtre and fashion. hosted by the great transformiste, rupaul. what a délicieux display of comédie and such wise words mademoiselle paul speaks. “if you cannot love yourself, comment peux-tu love somebody else?” she speaks of you, louis, mon cher. louis, you are amused, non? je suppose this performance in, comment dit-on? le snatch game is médiocre. triste… i fear she may sashay away tonight..
